1 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:07,960 Call everybody. 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,420 Here you go, Dan. My favorite, plain brown wrapper. 3 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:14,400 And for you, Christine. 4 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:18,540 Oh, good. My sensitive guy calendar is here. 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,220 Twelve months of respect. 6 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,560 Alan Alda. 7 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,640 Jimmy Carter. 8 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:31,380 Phil Donahue. 9 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,580 And will you look where he's got the ERA tattoo. 10 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,220 Christine? 11 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,540 You really know how to flatter a girl, Bull. 12 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,800 Bull, what are you doing? 13 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:03,200 Well, I've been going out with Joy for some time now, and I figured this is the 14 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,840 only way I could experience what it was like for her to be blind. 15 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,160 I think that is so sensitive and sweet. 16 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:11,300 Seems like you two are really getting along. 17 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:12,880 Yeah. 18 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,320 Want to hear what she calls me? 19 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:16,440 Her little stubble -headed mutant? 20 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:21,430 Cute, huh? 21 00:01:23,670 --> 00:01:28,030 Well, I got some more practicing to do, but don't tell Joy. I want this to be a 22 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:29,030 surprise. 23 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:36,030 Love is a many splintered thing. 24 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:43,830 Something French tickle your fancy dance? 25 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:46,450 No, it's just a death threat, Harry. 26 00:01:51,370 --> 00:01:52,370 sucking pig. 27 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:56,990 Prepare to die a lingering horrible death. 28 00:01:57,590 --> 00:02:01,570 Oh, maybe he's got me front row seats at the Captain and Tennille reunion. 29 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:07,510 Dan, you may think this is a joke, but this is serious. 30 00:02:07,850 --> 00:02:11,570 You never know, right around the corner could be some violent, crazed monster. 31 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:04,970 Your Honor, I'm worried about Dan. 32 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:08,290 Well, just don't make eye contact or show fear, and he'll leave you alone. 33 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:10,730 I'm serious, sir. 34 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:14,070 Sure, Dan may act like that death threat doesn't bother him, but believe me, 35 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:16,730 beneath that macho facade is a very frightened man. 36 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:22,830 Okay, okay, forget about the flypaper and the ping -pong balls. 37 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:28,410 His courage is an inspiration to us all. 38 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,260 Sorry, lady, he thought you were the man. I'll shoot. 39 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:41,900 So, big fella, how's your day in the dark been so far? 40 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:44,340 Great. Except for doorknobs. 41 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,760 Whoever put them at that height was a very cruel man. 42 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,380 There she is. 43 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:59,600 The angel -haired, cherub -faced light of my life. Watch out. Move them or lose 44 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,600 them. Pull them up. 45 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,080 Ice muggle cakes. 46 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,040 Here, you left your Telly Savalas album at my place. 47 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,440 Thanks, but you didn't have to bring it in. I was going to drop over to your 48 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:14,020 place tonight for a little... You know what? 49 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:21,260 Another evening of Wheel of Fortune and thumb wrestling? 50 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:25,000 You know me like a book. 51 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:30,040 We've been going out for four months, and not only haven't you even tried to 52 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,070 to first base, you haven't even gotten out of... the dugout yet. 53 00:04:34,950 --> 00:04:37,650 Uh, she loves baseball. 54 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:44,010 Look, Bull, you're a sweet guy, but I've had enough of this brotherly love 55 00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:47,390 garbage. I want to be touched. I want to be handled. 56 00:04:47,730 --> 00:04:51,610 I want to feel like a Braille copy of the Yellow Pages. 57 00:04:56,190 --> 00:05:00,290 And if you can't manage that, I'll find someone who can. 58 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:04,110 Thank you for keeping that our little secret. 59 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:10,730 Your Honor, can I be excused for a minute? Yeah, sure, Bull. 60 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:19,050 Five, four, three, two... Oh, 61 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:26,270 great. Well, yes, you can 62 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:27,270 make it. 63 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,570 Terrific. I'm looking forward to it. I've heard a lot about you. 64 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:32,940 Candy. 65 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:38,360 Okay, okay, I'll see you at nine. 66 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,880 Oh, Danny boy, your pants, your pants are falling. 67 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:47,840 Excuse me, uh, Mr. Fielding? Just a second, lad, I'll be with you in a 68 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,720 Hey, what the hell is this? 69 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,120 It's a bomb. 70 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,420 It's going off in 30 minutes. 71 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:59,380 Or sooner, if I push this little button. 72 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,200 remember who I am, do you? Yes, of course I do. 73 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,080 Roger. 74 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:11,940 Steve, Bob, Bill, Joe, Rudy. 75 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:18,200 Forget it, Fielding. You're going to go back in that courtroom and continue 76 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,260 about your work. 77 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:25,320 If you tell anyone about this bomb, then I push this button and you turn into 78 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,320 bagel bits. 79 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,120 Got it? 80 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,200 So, 81 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:38,080 the camera... driver says to the hooker, gee, lady, don't you have anything 82 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,080 smaller? 83 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,280 I love it! I don't get it, but I love it! 84 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:52,580 Mr. Prosecutor, do we have a problem? 85 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:59,140 A problem, Harry? Yes, um, I have new shoes. 86 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:06,950 Well, gee, if it's a footwear... emergency. Take your time, Dan. I think 87 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:10,010 right to speedy trial business has been way blown out of proportion. 88 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:11,310 Don't you? 89 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:13,310 Hey, Dan, you got a new briefcase? 90 00:07:14,890 --> 00:07:16,210 Yes, I just bought it. 91 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:20,550 Dan, those aren't your initials. This is E .C. 92 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:24,050 That's because I named my briefcases. 93 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:30,550 For instance, the one on my desk over there, that's Vic Schwartz. 94 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,520 This is Emile Cartier. 95 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:38,680 What do we got, Mac? 96 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,060 People versus Mac Farlane, sir. 97 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:45,300 Assault. Your Honor, my client was provoked by an antagonistic neighbor who 98 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:48,120 insisted on playing his stereo loudly at all hours of the night. 99 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,340 Your Honor, the plaintiff clearly had no malicious intent bombing my briefcase 100 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,460 to antagonize the defendant. 101 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 The plaintiff had no previous bombing my briefcase complaints from other 102 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 neighbors. 103 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,540 I would like to cite the precedent of Becca versus Baum in my briefcase to 104 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:05,540 illustrate my point. 105 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:14,100 Defense? 106 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,680 Your Honor, a prosecution is citing precedent, which is absolutely irre... 107 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,140 Here's a bombing briefcase! 108 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:24,040 Freeze! Anybody makes a genius, tiniest move... 109 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:41,760 And I thank you for your support. 110 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,260 Just think, Dad. 111 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,860 All I have to do is push this little button. 112 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:05,000 This is more fun than watching horseflies explode in the bug zapper. 113 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,140 Mister, do you really think you can get away with this? 114 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:13,610 This building is crawling with highly trained and heavily armed security 115 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:14,610 personnel. 116 00:09:21,410 --> 00:09:24,470 Many of whom are not blindfolded. 117 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:27,590 Oh, did I miss anything? 118 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,610 What do you people keep coming back in here for? 119 00:09:30,990 --> 00:09:33,550 This briefcase is filled with deadly explosives. 120 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:37,020 Hey, we just... couldn't stand the thought of being outside while our good 121 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:39,420 friend Dan was in here with his life on the line. 122 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,980 Don't give me that crap. 123 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:42,540 Fielding doesn't have any friends. 124 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,600 Boy, this guy's done his homework. 125 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,080 Tell you what, Dan. 126 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:58,180 This show of support by your friends has convinced me not to blow you up. It 127 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,180 has? 128 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:01,540 It has! 129 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:07,660 Provided... You can tell me who I am before the timer goes off. 130 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:14,320 You taught Birchfield, and you found me in your fiancé's refrigerator the night 131 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,320 before your wedding. 132 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,420 You're Bob Underwood, and you found me in your refrigerator the night after 133 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:22,360 wedding. This is exciting. I have to go to the bathroom. 134 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:29,180 That'll give you some time to think about it. You have 17... Don't make that 135 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,900 minutes, Dan. 136 00:10:33,569 --> 00:10:34,650 Dan, come here, quick. 137 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:37,150 Ross will have these things off you in no time. Oh, right. 138 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:43,210 Oh, by the way, I wouldn't try cutting Dan's handcuffs. That would cut the 139 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,350 circuit and detonate the bomb immediately. 140 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:50,830 Guess I can kiss off that five bucks you owe me. 141 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:55,750 Gosh, I wish I knew what to say to her. 142 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:01,530 All right, Joy, that's where we want to plant? 143 00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:08,320 Fine. But just remember, it takes two to tango, five to form a conga line, and 144 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,340 only one to do the twist. 145 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:14,040 What the hell am I talking about? 146 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,000 That's what I'd like to know. 147 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:21,980 Joy? You know something, kiddo? You are really screwed up. 148 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,420 Oh, really? 149 00:11:23,820 --> 00:11:25,460 What makes you so sure of that? 150 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,680 Because you're sitting in the ladies' room. 151 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,260 Oh. 152 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:33,890 That would explain all the screaming when I walked in. 153 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:41,110 Yeah. Well, how about trying making me scream once in a while, huh? Like in 154 00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:42,110 delight? 155 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:45,650 Look, Joy, you know how I feel about you. You're tops in my book. 156 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:50,010 Bull, I don't want to be tops in your book. I want to be topless on your 157 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,010 table. 158 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:54,450 But I got plenty of chairs. 159 00:11:56,390 --> 00:12:00,310 Well, can't you get it through that thick, bloated... 160 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,400 Cotton Dacron skull? 161 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,120 Did you put your shorts on over your head again? 162 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,720 It's a blindfold. 163 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,300 I've been wearing it all day. 164 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,520 I wanted to understand what it's like for you. 165 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:19,060 You know, to feel defenseless and helpless. 166 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,700 Oh, excuse me. Did you say helpless? 167 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:26,600 Yeah. Oh, now it all starts to make sense. 168 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:30,520 You've been treating me the way you have because you'd feel like you were taking 169 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,600 advantage of me. 170 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:34,900 Well, I wouldn't be taking advantage of you. You're blind. 171 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,440 You don't even know what I look like. 172 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:40,440 My fingers tell me you're a cross between a Cro -Magnon man and a balloon 173 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,440 Macy's parade. 174 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,760 You're just saying that. 175 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:54,530 Fool. I'm a full -functioning, totally capable human being. I'm also a 176 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:56,870 W -O -M -A -N. 177 00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,590 A wombat? 178 00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:04,110 A woman. 179 00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:06,810 Bull! Can't you understand what that means? 180 00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:09,090 Can I think about it? 181 00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:15,370 Think about this, Buzzhead. I may be blind, but I have needs, I have desires, 182 00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:20,390 and if those construction workers can be believed, I have a bodacious booty! 183 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:29,190 Promise if you get me out of this one, I'll never abuse dairy products again. 184 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,630 You've only got nine minutes left, Dan. 185 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:35,930 Okay, all four basic food groups. 186 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,330 Somebody call the bomb squad. 187 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:40,010 Hallelujah! 188 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:41,810 Okay, 189 00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:43,310 where's the bomb? 190 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:44,550 Right here. 191 00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:48,950 Oh, boy, I'll bet someone's shorts are full of bricks right now, huh? 192 00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:58,610 with a detonator could come back any second. Yeah, let's have a look at this 193 00:13:58,610 --> 00:13:59,610 baby, huh? 194 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:05,850 You have done this before, haven't you? Oh, yeah, hundreds of times. After a 195 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:07,350 while, you get kind of philosophical. 196 00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:10,450 I mean, one false snip and boom! 197 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,230 You're gone! 198 00:14:14,690 --> 00:14:18,630 Well, let's crack this puppy open and see what happens. 199 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:22,670 No! I don't want you touching my bum. 200 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:24,670 Hey! What do you think you're doing? 201 00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:26,470 Oh, there you are. 202 00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:31,210 I don't believe you've met Harry's gavel repairman. 203 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,030 You don't fool me. 204 00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:37,410 He's from the bomb squad. I ought to blow you up right now. 205 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:41,330 Now, I don't know what it was that Dan did to you, but I'm sure that whatever 206 00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:45,910 was, he would now be willing to apologize for it. He's had over 25 years 207 00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:46,910 apologize. 208 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,250 It happened 25 years ago? 209 00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:51,470 Did it involve a person, place, or thing? 210 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:54,440 With Dan, it usually involves all three. 211 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,179 Dan, think! 212 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,280 You've only got four minutes left. 213 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:03,300 Wait. The initials on the briefcase had E .C. It's getting warmer. 214 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,940 Come on, Dan. Think. E .C. 215 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:08,380 I got it! 216 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:13,920 You're Everett Cummings, and I slept with three generations of your family! 217 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,720 Oh, but I'd love to hear the story sometime. 218 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,640 concentrate. My mind is going all over the place. The rest of you will be too 219 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,680 you don't come up with that name. 220 00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:30,300 25 years ago, I was in Louisiana in high school. 221 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,140 I knew it was the Carter. 222 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,920 But no, his name was Stinky Carter. He was a little short guy, wore glasses, 223 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,500 plaid shirt, button all the way to the top. 224 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:40,940 Stinky! 225 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:45,320 The name is Ernest. 226 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,160 Ernest Carter. 227 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,340 I always hated the name Stinky. 228 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:54,260 Not that I'd expect someone like you to know that. The man who shattered my 229 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,040 dreams and ruined my life. 230 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,380 What are you talking about, ruined your life? 231 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,200 The district science fair. 232 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:04,640 You deliberately destroyed my battery -operated sewage treatment plant. 233 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,000 This is coming back to me now, I remember it, but it was an accident. 234 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,600 That was a malfunction with my model of the female reproductive system. 235 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,120 The inflatable woman ruptured. 236 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:22,910 Flew across the room and smashed into my sewer of the future. 237 00:16:24,430 --> 00:16:29,310 Lost the scholarship. Spent the next 15 years of my life emptying septic tanks. 238 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:33,730 I don't mean to interrupt, but that clock's still ticking and Dan did guess 239 00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:36,250 you are. That's right. A deal's a deal. You gotta let him go. 240 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:37,990 No! I changed my mind. 241 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,750 You can't! Why not? 242 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:40,950 Because! 243 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,530 Because I called no changes before. 244 00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:51,800 Ernie. Listen to me. If you back out on the deal now, you'll be no better than 245 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,720 Dan. What? Well, you don't like him because he's a worthless, low -life, 246 00:16:55,760 --> 00:17:00,420 subhuman slug, right? Right. Well, now, if you go back on your word, you're 247 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,420 going to be just like him. 248 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,619 That's right. That's right. You'd be nothing but a double -crossing, 249 00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:06,240 slimeball whose word is good for nothing. 250 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:12,079 A backstabbing, deceitful degenerate. A twisted, two -faced scuzzbucket. 251 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:15,420 Oh, my God. 252 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,160 You're right. 253 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,160 I see it now. 254 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:22,040 What I've done is totally wrong. 255 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,160 If I did this, I'd be just like Dan. 256 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:34,060 Nothing better than the doggy stuff on the bottom of mankind's shoe. That's it. 257 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,280 There. It's off. 258 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,700 Here are the keys to the handcuffs. 259 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,340 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm free. I'm saved! 260 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:56,740 I'm tall, I'm fashionable, and I'm saved thanks to you guys. You saved me by 261 00:17:56,740 --> 00:18:02,780 convincing him I was no worthless, degenerate piece of human trash. 262 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,380 Drinks are on me. 263 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:14,560 The man is proud of it. Tell you one thing he's not very proud of, his name. 264 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,040 You know he changed it? 265 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,240 Oh, yeah, we met his parents. We understand his name used to be Elmore. 266 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,360 Oh, no, not just his last name. His first name, too. 267 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,740 You mean Dan's name isn't Dan? 268 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,760 No, it's... Uh, Arnie. 269 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,300 Pal. Buddy. Friend. 270 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,240 Reinhold. 271 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,220 Reinhold! 272 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:42,380 Okay, okay, okay, fine, fine. The truth is out. Go ahead. 273 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,370 Have your fun. Get it out of your system. 274 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:47,250 No, no, no, Dan. 275 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:53,070 This isn't something you do all at once. This is something you savor over years. 276 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,950 Hey, how come this thing is still ticking? 277 00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:58,410 Well, it's one of two things. 278 00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:05,850 It's either a harmless strobing quartz oscillator or... Run for your life! 279 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,080 Perry! 280 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,760 Huh. 281 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,660 I guess court's been dismissed. 282 00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:36,760 I've been working on the railroad all the live long day. 283 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,060 Well, if it isn't Perry Coma. 284 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:42,740 Joy. 285 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,680 Come here. 286 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,120 What is it? 287 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,080 I've got something I want to say to you. 288 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:51,860 Yes? 289 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:55,120 I could smell you coming a mile away. 290 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,660 You ought to write greeting cards, you know that? 291 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,900 No. I mean, I smell that fragrance of copier fluid you always have on your 292 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,820 hands. And I knew you were near. 293 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,800 Just like I can hear that precision ticking of your $2 watch. 294 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,360 I guess the eyes aren't the only senses we have. 295 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,340 Pretty perceptive. 296 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,340 Almost good enough to be blind? 297 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:21,740 Almost. 298 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,140 Joy, I've been a real ass. 299 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,280 Go on. 300 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:39,100 I've been treating you like some helpless, fragile invalid who isn't 301 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,100 taking care of herself. 302 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,240 And the truth is... 303 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,860 You can see a lot of things more clearly than I can. 304 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:48,460 Yeah. 305 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,940 Like how big your heart is. 306 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,740 Come over here and park that bodacious booty next to me. 307 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:03,260 Oh, why, Mr. Shannon, on this big, long, hard table? 308 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:06,320 Why, whatever would we do on it? 309 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:08,620 Smooch? 310 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:11,980 Make that a frenzy of pagan lust and you got a deal. 311 00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:17,930 Okay. Whoops. 312 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:25,210 Okay. Commence lip lock. 313 00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:29,270 Did anybody see bull? 314 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,469 No, why? 315 00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:33,590 Somebody said they saw him heading toward the courtroom. 316 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:56,980 Yes, master. 317 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,580 Joy? Bull? Are you okay? 318 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,320 Oh, great. 319 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,860 Come on, Bull. There must be some place around here where we can get some 320 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,720 privacy. Yeah, some place less drafty. 321 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,580 Excuse me. 322 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:21,840 Could you pass me the sugar, please? 323 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,720 Reinhold? 324 00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:34,730 Goodbye, Ernie. 325 00:22:36,450 --> 00:22:38,850 Goodbye, Dan. 326 00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:42,110 Little maggot. 327 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:46,770 How dare you come in here and ruin my life by telling everybody my name is 328 00:22:46,770 --> 00:22:48,370 Reinhold. Hey, hey, hey. 329 00:22:48,670 --> 00:22:52,870 Just thank your lucky stars I didn't tell them about the accordion.